![It's not Simon Cowell's age that makes him a sad dad it's his moobs, jeans and denial combo - Brian Reade - Mirror Online It's not Simon Cowell's age that makes him a sad dad it's his moobs, jeans and denial combo - Brian Reade - Mirror Online](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3193437.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Simon-Cowell-and-Lauren-Silverman.jpg)
It's not Simon Cowell's age that makes him a sad dad it's his moobs, jeans and denial combo - Brian Reade - Mirror Online
![Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2012/02/06/article-2097361-119D6858000005DC-384_308x185.jpg)
Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online
Greg James - Simon Cowell's shoe/jean combos are one of the few joys left in the world (thank you World Of David Walliams for this glorious photo) | Facebook
![Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/06/article-0-119CF7CF000005DC-400_224x591.jpg)
Simon Cowell's long trousers drag on the floor as he tries to hide his extra height | Daily Mail Online
![The Poke on Twitter: "Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell's extraordinary jeans/shoes combos https://t.co/517oaPYobm https://t.co/rlyybewSwS" / Twitter The Poke on Twitter: "Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell's extraordinary jeans/shoes combos https://t.co/517oaPYobm https://t.co/rlyybewSwS" / Twitter](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2Legm4WwAAZU8h.jpg)
The Poke on Twitter: "Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell's extraordinary jeans/shoes combos https://t.co/517oaPYobm https://t.co/rlyybewSwS" / Twitter
![BGT's Simon Cowell shows off his toned and slim figure after 1.5st weight loss as he takes a walk in Malibu BGT's Simon Cowell shows off his toned and slim figure after 1.5st weight loss as he takes a walk in Malibu](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/NINTCHDBPICT000583258448.jpg)
BGT's Simon Cowell shows off his toned and slim figure after 1.5st weight loss as he takes a walk in Malibu
![Tired looking Simon Cowell spotted at home and returning to work at X Factor rehearsals after horror fall - Irish Mirror Online Tired looking Simon Cowell spotted at home and returning to work at X Factor rehearsals after horror fall - Irish Mirror Online](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11460412.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/PAY-Excl-Simon-Cowell-Leaves-his-house.jpg)
Tired looking Simon Cowell spotted at home and returning to work at X Factor rehearsals after horror fall - Irish Mirror Online
![Simon Cowell's son Eric looks adorable as he dresses up as X Factor judge | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard Simon Cowell's son Eric looks adorable as he dresses up as X Factor judge | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/11/20/15/simoncowellsonsplit.jpg?width=1200&width=1200&auto=webp&quality=75)
Simon Cowell's son Eric looks adorable as he dresses up as X Factor judge | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard
![Simon Cowell suffers major wardrobe malfunction arriving to Britain's Got Talent auditions | Daily Mail Online Simon Cowell suffers major wardrobe malfunction arriving to Britain's Got Talent auditions | Daily Mail Online](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/01/18/16/8701368-6607689-image-m-45_1547829431040.jpg)